My friend Ashley

Ashley is the sweetest girl I know, and I mean that. She's cute, a little goofy, and she has the sexiest laugh. Where I'm the brat who makes you work for it, Ashley is the girl you can actually talk to.

She does the girlfriend experience better than anyone. She can be your sweet good girl, or she can take the lead when you need her to. Either way, she makes you feel like the only guy in the room.

Same price as me, $1 a minute, and she's text-first too. If I'm busy, go say hi to her. Just don't forget to come back to me.