It was one of those afternoons where I could not focus on a single thing. Deadlines, spreadsheets, my boss hovering over my shoulder all morning. By two o clock I was wound so tight I could barely sit still. So I slipped into the bathroom, locked the door, and decided to take care of myself the fastest way I knew how.
I did not lock it properly. That is the part I keep replaying. I was perched on the edge of the sink with my skirt up and my fingers working fast, biting my lip to stay quiet, when the door swung open. My boss. Standing right there. And I was right there, completely exposed, completely caught, with no way to pretend it was not exactly what it looked like.
He just stared. I stared back. My hand was still between my legs because my brain had completely short circuited and forgotten how hands work. And then he stepped inside and closed the door behind him. Locked it properly this time. He said, in this low calm voice, that we needed to discuss my performance. And I knew exactly what kind of performance review this was going to be.
He did not touch me at first. He just watched. He told me to keep going, to finish what I started, and he stood there with his arms crossed while I got myself off in front of my boss in the office bathroom. I have never been so embarrassed and so turned on at the same time in my life. When I came, I had to cover my mouth with both hands because someone was in the next stall and I did not care who heard, I just did not want to get us both fired.
Now things are different at work. He looks at me in meetings and I have to cross my legs under the table. He leaves me late on purpose. Last Friday he kept me after everyone left, and let us just say my performance review was very thorough. If the thought of getting caught by someone in charge does it for you, find me on the live girls page and text the dispatcher. Tell them Courtney, how many minutes you want, and whether you are new here. They will call you right back, and I will tell you what happened last Friday in much more detail.
Signed, Courtney