Harper
Sci-fi nerd who does roleplays no one else will
I'm free right now. Call and you'll be talking to me in minutes.
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When I'm usually on
Late nights and lazy Sunday afternoons
Sci-fi and fantasy roleplay phone sex
I'm Harper. Glasses, a library card I actually use, and an imagination that gets me in trouble. Alien abduction, a starship captain and her new crewman, an elf queen who caught you in her forest. If you've always wanted to try a roleplay that other girls laugh at, call me. I won't laugh. I'll ask for details.
“Pick a world. I'll build it and ruin you in it.”
I build a whole world for us, then make it very, very dirty.
A nerdy girlfriend who gets your references
I'm also the girlfriend who'll argue with you about movies and then make you forget what we were arguing about. Call 309-359-7011 and ask for Harper.
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Alien encounter
You've been taken aboard, and I'm in charge of the exam.
Elf queen
You've trespassed in my forest. There's a price.
Captain and crewman
Long voyage, small quarters, strict orders.
Nerdy girlfriend
We argue about movies, then forget what we were saying.
You give me the setting, a starship, a forest, a dungeon, and I fill in the rest until you forget it isn't real.
